If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bung like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning
Did He plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
