Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
电视上令人绝望的冷笑话还没有开讲
你就开始期待有个人跳出来把结局踢爆
所谓阳光更是件根本不存在的破事
前一百名它都排不上号呢
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
告诉过你一千遍了 还要我怎么说你才能明白呢??
是你的冒冒失失造成了你现在的窘境
当时怎么不管好你的嘴巴啊 现在补救已经迟了
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
不管看到了什么她都毫不犹豫的照单全收
小孩子都梦想着成为明星 也不想想那意味着什么
电视杂志上的三角关系混淆了视听
你是不是觉得他们只是玩玩而已啊??
你是不是指望他们全都忠心耿耿啊??
"我们就此起誓 将誓死保卫所有的职业冒牌货
和装腔作势的混蛋们"??!!
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
从什么时候开始你的拐弯抹角被直来直往通通取代了??
现在你又觉得只有强权才能主导形势了??
浪漫哪去了?? 矜持哪去了??
如果你觉得我在你旁边嚼舌头挺烦的
那么好吧 我也不想要你的祈祷了
明天早上再见喽 还说不准需要祈祷的是谁呢
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
我们来玩抓小熊的游戏吧
但是我总觉得那个爪子不够快啊
得到了很多却总还想要更多
Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
假设说所有的一切都是平等的
要是还有你这样的人存在的话
那还有谁会想跟人民打成一片啊
