Flowers I sent
Were found dead on their arrival
The words I said
Inserted foot in my mouthful
So when we dance
My lead, it ain't so graceful
''(Isn't so, not ain't so)''
I'm a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering po-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha
And when we dine
I forget to push in your seat
I wear the wine
Spilling hearts all over my sleeve
A stitch in time
Proposing down on my knees
''(Splitting between the seams)''
I'm a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering po-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha
Nobody can know the trouble I've seen
Nobody can know the trouble I've seen
Nobody can know the trouble I get into
When I'm with
''Tragic comedy''
I'm a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering po-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
'Cause I'm in, in love with you
I'm a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering po-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha
