Hey -Ki-id! You're get-ting picked on in school
The o-ther bo-ys, They say you just ai-n't cool!
Well that's bull-shit! We're gon-na show you the rules
Those mo-ther fuck-ers ain't gon-na bo-ther you no more!
We are the bad boys from the tough side of town
We are the cool pa-trol we'll turn your life a- -round
Those Bull-ies, they're ass is done for -now
We're gon-na show you how so fuck-in li-sten you're first!
You put your hands in the air and you jump off the ground
And then you take that fun-ky butt and you sha- ke it all a-round
and ligh-tly jog in place and then crank it up to ten
This is the cool pa-trol da-aa-aa-aa-ance
Now put your hands in your pock-ets and take them right back out
and spin a-round in a cir-cle and make an an-i-mal sound, then glide in-to the sprink-ler like you're gon-na wa-ter the plants
This is the cool pa-trol da-aa-aa-aa-nce!
Mo-ther-fu-ckin' bul-lies bet-ter watch their -ass
You're sen-ding all them shits a mes-sage there's a new kid in class
When they see you they're gon-na freak out -and piss their -pants
They are your bith-es! They are your bit-ches be-cause!
You put your hands in the air and stick out your rear end
And then you wig-gle it real hard and you hug - your clos-est friend
And then you wi-ld-ly re-move your clothes and tear a-way pants
This is the cool pa-trol da-aa-aa-aa-nce!
Now rub the pea-nut-but-ter on you from your head to your feet
And co-ver up your nu-di-ty with diff-'rent chee-ses and meats
Then slap a cam-el be-cause this could be your on-ly chance
This is the cool pa-trol daa-aa-aa-aa-nce!
Cool Break!
Al-right!
This is cool!
*cough* *cough*
'scuse me
Hey! I have an i-de-a!
Let's Kick It!
Now put your hands in the air and grab a bird from the sky,
And eat it whole so that you may ab-sorb-its pow-er of flight
Now you can al-so dive bomb fish be-cause your vi-sion's en-hanced
This is the cool pa-trol da-aa-aa-aa-nce!
You're ba-sic-ally a su-per he-ro now so throw some cars,
And rub your mag-num thighs to-ge-ther and set fi-re to mars
Now har-ness all yur se-xy fu-ry in a vic-to-ry stance
This is the cool pa-trol da-aa-aa-aa-nce!
Yo!
Huh!
Yeah!
Oh!
Woo!
Aww Shit!
