She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts eve-ry-one can en-joy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her man hood tucked in her dress yeah
Is she a mis-ter or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when shes tak-ing a piss?
She's my lit-tle girl, yeah, she's my lit-tle guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye yeah
She wears lace and she wears flan-nel
She watch-es foot-ball and the Life-time Chan-nel
What's that buldge un-der her night-ie?
It must be herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah, herm-aph-ro-di-te
Some things are white
Some things are black
Some girls wear make-up
Mine shaves her back
But she's still beau-ti-ful, she's still fine
It's too bad her pack-age is big-ger than mine yeah
She can't help her im-per-fect-ions
She gets jock itch from her yeast in-fect-ions
Who stole all my whit-ie tight-ies?
It must be herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah
herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah
herm-aph-ro-di-te,
...di-te, yeah
