Scotty doesn't know
Lustra
Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church
but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Scotty doesn't know
Oh Scotty doesn't know
So Don't Tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So Don't Tell Scotty)
Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
Don't tell Scotty
I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
The parkin lot
Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know
I did it with her on his birthday
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know!!!
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know...
