Burning Beard

Everyday I wake up
We drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Everyday I wake up
To a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in

Lobster backs attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Paintbrush from the ancient satellite

Everytime I look out my window
The same three dogs lookin' back at me
Everytime I open my windows
Cranes fly in to terrorize me

The power of the holy ghost
(Woof, woof, woof)
The power of the holy ghost
(Results)

Shadow of the new praetorian
Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have
The seven habits of the highly infected calf

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of falling bread crumbs

It's just as I feared,

Bugger, bugger, bugger
Down the last of academe
Occam's razor makes the cutting clean
Shaven like a banker
Lie that fancy tale
Break the glass ceiling and it golden parachute on down

Remove the shadow of the new praetorian
Tipping cows in fields elysian
Saturnalia for all you have

The seven habits of the highly infected calf
The seven habits of the highly infected calf