TV Party

TV party tonight
TV party tonight
TV party tonight
TV party tonight

We're going to have a TV party tonight (all right)
We're going to have a TV party, all right (tonight)
(We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
Everybody's going to hang out here tonight (all right)
We'll pass out on the couch, all right (tonight)
(We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(Don't talk about anything else, we don't want to know)
(We're dedicated to our favorite shows)
That's incredible, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Fridays
We sit glued to the TV set all night (and every night)
Why go into the outside world at all? (it's such a fright)
(we've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
TV really shows what it's like out there (it's a scare)
You can go out if you want (we won't care)
(We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(Don't talk about anything else, we don't want to know)
(We're dedicated to our favorite shows)
Saturday Night Live, Monday Night Football, Jeffersons, Vegas
I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (or even a minute)
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
(There's nothing left in it)
(We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
Hey, wait a minute, my TV doesn't work (it's broken)
What are we going to do tonight, this isn't fair (we're horny)
(We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(What're we going to talk about, I don't know)
(We're going to miss our favorite shows)
No, that's incredible, no Monday Night Football, no Jeffersons, no Fridays
(No TV party tonight)