Paperback Writer

dear sir or madam, will you read my book?
it took me years to write, will you take a look?
based on a novel by a man named lear
and i need a job, so i want to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.

it's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand.
his son is working for the daily mail,
it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.

paperback writer

it's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
i'll be writing more in a week or two.
i can make it longer if you like the style,
i can change it round and i want to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.

if you really like it you can have the rights,
it could make a million for you overnight.
if you must return it, you can send it here
but i need a break and i want to be a paperback writer,
paperback writer.


平裝版作家


親愛的先生或是夫人，您可以讀一讀我的作品嗎？
寫這本書可花了我好幾年，可不可以請你看一眼？
那是根據一個名叫李爾的男人的故事寫成的小說
我需要一份工作，所以我想成為平裝版作家
平裝版作家

那是一個齷齪男子的污穢故事
他那固執難纏的老婆卻不了解真相
他的兒子在每日郵報上班
那是一份穩定的工作，但他想成為平裝版作家

平裝版作家

書全部有一千頁，請看看其中幾頁
我可以在一、兩星期內寫更多出來
如果您喜歡這樣的風格，我可以把故事延長
我可以把整本書改頭換面，我想成為平裝版作家
平裝版作家

如果您真的喜歡，版權歸您
那可以讓您一夜之間進帳百萬
如果您非得退稿，請寄到這裡
但我需要機會，我想成為平裝版作家
平裝版作家

平裝版作家
平裝版作家
平裝版作家