Hey boys and girls
This nin-ja sci-ence les-son's gon-na rock your world
So close your eyes and tra-vel back in time
With me and Nin-ja Brian
It's gon-na blow your mind to shit!
It was an ord-in-a-ry day at Di-no-saur High
When Ste-go-sau-rus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Ty-ran-no-sau-rus saw this and got pissed
Be-cause his ti-ny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss
And he was like "Fuck this!"
Oh Ye-ee-ah! Oh ye-ee-ah!
It's an old school Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
Oh Ye-ee-ah! Hell Ye-ee-eah!
Just a clas-sic Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
It was a fu-tu-ri-stic pre-hi-stor-ic throw-down
But it was qui-et be-cause in space there is no so-und
Did we men-tion that this took place in space?
It did. So shut your face
Al-so, there were ro-bots and sha-rks
Oh Ye-ee-ah! Oh ye-ee-ah!
It's a god-damn Di-no-saur La-ser Fight
In spa-aa-ace! With sha-aa-arks!
It's a balls out Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
It's fu-cking sci- ence! Just ask Al-bert Ein- stein.
He in-ven-ted space.
...and then a bunch of fuck-in a-li-ens from Mars
Showed up all ripp-ing so-los on V-neck gui-tars
The di-nos, sharks, and ro-bots saw they came in peace
So they killed them with la-sers HO-LY SHIT!
And then they had a gi-ant la-ser par- ty!
Di-no-saur La-ser Par- ty! HO-LY SHIT!
La-ser Par- ty HO-LY SHIT!
La-ser Par- ty!
FUCK!!
It was an ord-in-a-ry day at Di-no-saur High
When Ste-go-sau-rus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Ty-ran-no-sau-rus saw this and got pissed
Be-cause his ti-ny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss
And he was like "Fuck this!"
Oh Ye-ah! Oh ye-ah!
It's an old school Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
Oh Ye-ah! Hell Ye-ah!
Just a clas-sic Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oo-oh
Oh Ye-ah! Oh ye-ah!
It's a god-damn Di-no-saur La-ser Fight
In spa-ace! With sha-arks!
It's a balls out Di-no-saur La-ser Fight!
It's fu-cking sci- ence! Just ask Al-bert Ein- stein.
He in-ven-ted space.
HO-LY SHIT!
[Second part sings Motherfucking Science]
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh
Wo-oo-oh
FUCK!!
