注释:
Picking up teens in a twilight chatroom
listening
to Adele
on my
own
One day I met an
attractive
lady
whose
nickname
was
Sharon
Stone
We
shared many common
interests
eg.
medieval
architecture
So I took
her out for a fancy
dinner
her statuesque
beauty
took
my
breath
away
AND
THEN
I
NOTICED
THAT
SHE
WAS
A
GAR-
GOYLEE
I
SHOULD
HAVE
CHECK
THE
FINE
PRINT
LONG
A-
GOOO
AND
GARGOYLE
SHE
WAS
A
MANIAC
MANIAC
AND A
GARGOYLE
How could you be such a retarded moron?
Didn't you
check her profile before?
I just read MILF
on the "about me" section
I
didn't
get
the "M" stood for
monument
Well it's
usual
to fall in the trap
chat
with
an
angel
and
go
out
with
a
craaap
but
tell
me
what
you
mean
by
gargoyl
was she wrinkly?
was she
fat?
NO!
I'M TELLING YOU
SHE WAS A FRICKING
THING YOU'VE SEEN
ON
BATMAN
RETURNS
WAS
EXACTLY
WHAT
YOU
SEE
IF YOU GOOGLE
GARGOYLE
INSTEAD
OF BOOBS
SHE
GOT
TWO
BLACK
BRICKS
OF
STOOOOONE!
and then he noticed
that she was a gargoyle
He thought her avatar
was just an avatar
And
then he noticed
I also
had
to
pay
her
cab
to
Notre
Dame
But as
I drove back home
that night
her tender snout
still in my eyes
Left
just
confusion
in my mind
is it true love
or
just a crush on a 12th century
french sculpture?
and the
the
and
then
Then I
Notic
Then I noticed
I'LL
BE
JERKING OFF ON
FOR-
EVER!
AND THEN
I NOTICED
THAT
I
LIKE THE
CAUSE I
GOT MANIAC
MANIAC
FOR GARGOYLE
CAUSE
I
GOT
FOR
GARGOYLE
MANIAC
I
al-
so
like
Roll-
ing
Stones
