Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need
The all-new International Log. Just pull it's twig and you'll turn
Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.
There's French.
French s*** Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
Annoncer: German.
German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel.
Annoncer: Spanish
Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair!
Announcer: Svenish
Sven: I am a bearded lady.
Announcer: And of course New York - ese
New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking?
Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now
To your local store and be the first in your country to have the
International Log.
Singers
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's better than a bad
It's good!!!
French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log!
Sven: Yah. It's really fun.
New Yorker: I got your Log righ here.
Singers
Everyone wants a...
Everyone needs a...
You're gonna love it
Log.
Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!
