Country music stars
Like the catchy bars
They smoke a lot of weed
Yeah, those country singers
Like to catch their buzz
They love to drink whiskey
Shotgun-Willie
He got popped on the highway with
A roach of that dealie in his ashtray
Them cocaine cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high
Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers
I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers
Those long-haired rednecks
Like to pack their nose
They do a lot of blow
Those dog roofers
Like to take acid trips
They love to go fast, not slow
Behind that clean face in the closet
Hooked on freebase
Lurks another up-and-coming star
Them cranked up cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high, high
Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers
I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers
Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers
Do you think cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n rollers?
Listen up, people
Don't take the purple acid
You'll have to get down off them towers
