The DC3
Fuck I'm Dead
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
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F, F, FID
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F, F, FID
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What's going on?
This bright white light hits me
Choirs of angels at the foot of my bed
And Bruce McAvaney no longer shits me
Only one explanation: Fuck. I'm dead.
I don't hate reality TV
Nothing seems strange about Nicole Kidman's head
I've stopped feeling suicidal
Oh. I see. I'm dead
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
But I've just been swine flu inoculated!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
But I've got 6 months sick leave accumulated!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
But I've been on the MCC membership waiting list for like thirty years
And they reckon it's gonna come in the mail this week and...
Fuck. I'm dead.
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck I'm dead!
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
Fuck, shit, poo, wee, arse, bitch
Fuck, fuck, fuck I'm dead!
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Fuck I'm dead!
What's going on!
I was an unacknowledged genius all along
That's what this morning's paper said
And Triple J is playing this song
Now I know somethings wrong
When I'm 65 and I finally retire
Gonna cash in all those frequent fliers
Do whatever my heart desires
Or just sit with a good book in front of the fire
All that saving for a rainy day
All that locking my soul away
Will finally pay live life my way
Hang on,
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
But like I haven't put the wheelie bins back in the shed
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Yeah but I was about to go out for the milk and bread
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
My wife doesn't know how much we're in the red
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
You leave Keith Richards, Take me instead
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
I'm too sexy for my coffin like Right Said Fred
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
I believed in Karma, was I misled?
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
We got a new coach, new players, we've had a great pre-season and after a lifetime of total disappointment this could be our year and...Fuck
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Drat! Drat!
Shucks! Shucks!
Crap! Crap!
Yuck! Yuck!
Fuck I'm dead!
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
Golly! Golly!
Wow! Wow!
Holy! Holy!
Cow! Cow!
Jeepers! Jeepers!
Creepers! Creepers!
Hells Bells!
Fuck I'm Dead
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!
