Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend trys to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear the room
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
