Madonna Speech

MR. BROWN

What the fuck was I talking about?


MR. ORANGE
　　
You said "True Blue" was about a guy...Er...
　　
sensitive girl who meets a nice guy.

But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

　　
MR. BROWN
　　
OK.Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is.

It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
　　
I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon,
　　
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

　　
MR. BLUE
　　
How many dicks is that?

　　
MR. WHITE

A lot.
　　

MR. BROWN
　　
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,

and it's like"Whoa baby!". I mean this cat's like

Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."

He's digging tunnels. Now she's getting this serious dick action,

she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever.

PAIN!PAIN!


JOE
　　
Chew? Toby Chew?

　　
MR. BROWN
　　
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.

Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.

But when this cat fucks her, it hurts.

It hurts just like it did the first time.

You see,the pain is reminding a fuck machine
　　
what is was once like to be a virgin.
　　
Hence, "Like a Virgin."