Hey, Western Union Man

hey western union man - jerry butler
oh western union man send a telegram to my baby
send a telegram send a telegram oh
send a telegram to my baby
this is what i want you to say
i want you to tell her that i'm all alone
i tried to call her on the phone
tell her i'm in misery and think she's avoiding me
and if the telegram don't do
send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers
tell her that i miss her for hours and hours
send a telegram send a telegram
hurry up send a telegram man to my baby
do you hear what i say
oh western union man send a telegram
oh send a telegram to my baby
western union man hey send a telegram oh
send a telegram send a telegram oh
send a telegram man to my baby
this is what i want you to do
listen tell me have you got a boy you can send
this is what i want him to do
put him on his bike right away
see if he can get my message through
maybe tomorrow but mail it right away
i want the girl to know that i missed her
something like yesterday
send a telegram send a telegram oh
send a telegram man to my baby
do you hear what i say
oh western union man why don't you send a telegram
well send a telegram to my baby
western union man send a telegram
oh send a send a telegram send it
send it send it send it right on to my baby
do you hear what i say
hey western union man send a telegram oh
send a telegram to my baby hey