Bored In The USA

How many people rise and say

My brain's so awfully glad to be here for yet another mindless day

Now I've got all morning to obsessively accrue

A small nation of meaningful objects they've gotta represent me too

By this afternoon I'll live in debt

And by tomorrow be replaced by children


How many people rise and think

Oh good the stranger's body' s still here

Our arrangement hasn't changed

Now I've got a lifetime to consider all the ways

I grow more disappointing to you as my beauty warps and fades

I suspect you feel the same

When I was young I dreamt of a passionate obligation to a roommate


Is this the part where I get all I ever wanted

Who said that

Can I get my money back


I'm just a little bored in the USA

Oh just a little bored in the USA

Save me white Jesus

Bored in the USA


They gave me useless education

And a sub-prime loan on a craftsman home

Keep my prescriptions filled

And now I can't get off but I can kind of deal


Oh with being bored in the USA

Oh just a little bored in the USA

Save me president Jesus

I'm bored in the USA

How did it happen

Bored in the USA