Digsy's Dinner

What a life it would be,
If you would come to mine for tea,
I'll pick you up at half past three,
We'll have lasagne..

I'll treat you like a Queen,
I'll give you strawberries and cream,
Then your friends will all go green,
For my lasagne..

These could be the best days of our lives,
But I don't think we've been living very wise,
Oh no! no!

What a life it would be,
If you would come to mine for tea,
I'll pick you up at half past three,
We'll have lasagne..

These could be the best days of our lives,
But I don't think we've been living very wise,
I said oh no! no!

What a life it would be,
If you would come to mine for tea,
I'll pick you up at half past three,
And we'll have lasagne..

I'll treat you like a Queen,
I'll give you strawberries and cream,
Then your friends will all go green
Then your friends will all go green
Then your friends will all go green
For my lasagne..