Mirror in the Bathroom

Mirror in the bathroom
Please talk free
The door is locked
Just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
That's got glass tables
You can watch yourself
While you are eating.

Mirror in the bathroom
I just can't stop it,
Every Saturday you see me
Window shopping.
Find no interest in the
Racks and shelves
Just a thousand reflections
Of my own sweet self, self, self

Mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom
You're my mirror in the bathroom

Mirror in the bathroom
For all my crimes
Of self defense.
Cures you wiser
Make no sense
Drift gently into
Mental illness.

Mirror in the bathroom
Please talk free
The door is locked
Just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
That's got glass tables
You can watch yourself
While you are eating.

Mirror in the bathroom
Mirror in the bathroom