标题:Jan Egeland
副标题:(transcribed by Maitinin)
艺人:Ylvis
作词:Ylvis & Christian L鴆hst鴈r
作曲:Lars Devik & Ylvis
制谱人:Jon Sebastian Frederiksen - 1st /June /14
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节拍:Moderate ♩ = 135
key:1
音轨:
- baritone acoustic guitar - 钢弦吉他 Acoustic Guitar(steel)
- electric guitar: distorted - 失真音效吉他 Distortion Guitar
- electric guitar: distorted - 失真音效吉他 Distortion Guitar
- electric guitar: distorted - 失真音效吉他 Distortion Guitar
- electric bass - 拨片拨电贝司 Electric Bass(pick)
注释:These fills in grey are from the 2nd Verse.2nd Verse fill accompanying the drums.(I am not sure about this part.)
标记:IntroVersePre-ChorusChorusGuitar soloBreakdownExtended Pre-ChorusFinal Chorus
歌词:
Jan Egeland
Gray hair
Glasses
Suitcase
Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace
Uganda
Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh, how I wish..
I was Jan Egeland..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
..to protect some human rights"
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Egeland (Egeland)
Egeland (Egeland)
When he's sad he goes to funerals
In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face
But that doesn't hide his pain
He breaks down just like ha homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
If your day job is saving the world!
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
He's a macho musclepumping..
Crying god!
If there's one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
