On A Business Trip To London

01Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house

02I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake

03Only Carla

04She is pretty strange, the way she dresses, that punky hair. God knows what she gets up to

05Jack The Damned

06Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable

07Duck shall not have the audacity to request release himself. Duck shall not gripe or complain about the duration of his confinement, the length of which will be solely determined by mistress

08He might be able to earn a meal of slop if he does dangerous work (for instance - crash test dummy). THUNDERSKINS

09To compensate, while the average lifespan of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years

10When Thanksgiving approaches, I'm usually in my third week without release

11My breasts were pierced, so red ball ornaments were placed through each nipple. Additionally, each ear was pierced, so a red ball ornament was placed in each earring hole. My nipples were protruding...

12Thunderskins London Dungeon

13The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS

14Drugs. Alan, I don't believe it but somebody saw her shooting up in the restroom

15Only Tease

16Tennis has always been my life since I was a small boy in Mexico City. My father was the head gardener at an estate owned by a very important man and he used to take me with him so I could hit the balls on the court

17Wild Spectrum

18Credits